Nightlife
There’s a couple of gems in this city. Of special note is Zaphod Beeblebrox, a bar themed after the Hitchhiker’s Guide. It’s basically the everything bar. The clientelle runs from chauch to scene, and the music from industrial to indie. My favourite to date.
Also of note is Babylon on Bank Street. It’s, as far as I can tell, one of the only divebars/hipster hideouts in town. Sunday Mod Nights are like a watered down Ice Cream Social. It’s the only place I’ve seen the hip congregate en masse. Aside for that night, they’re without a home as far as I can tell. Yes, they don’t even flock to the Soviet Union themed bar. Fascinating.
Food
Apparently Ottawa has a good food scene. I’m starting to understand the lay of the land a bit better. For any newcomers, you’re basically stuck to shitty Irish pubs and diners. Seriously, that’s 80% of the bars and food at first glance. You really need to look to find the gems.
So far I’ve discovered some of the best pho I’ve ever had. In Chinatown (a theme?), Pho Thu Do is rather epic. At typical pho prices, you get more noodles and meat than I’ve ever experienced, and a carafe of tea. And it’s delicious.
Best cheap pub is hands down Hooley’s. Their specials often include a $5 appy (which will fill you), and a $3.75 pint. I’m a regular on pierogi Thursdays. $10 for a filling dinner and pint? Please!
Also incredible is the boringly named Shawarma Palace. Look at these servings. Look at them!
Kinda pricey at $13 total, but oh so worth it.
Coffee
There’s a derth of indie shops around where I live unfortunately. Bridgehead is a local chain which is nice, but only has one hour wifi. Second Cup wins for the chains, because of it’s infinite wifi, and occasional french vanilla coffee.
The nicest indie shop I’ve found so far is Raw Sugar in Chinatown. They also host music nights, workshops, and various queer/activisty things. I met the owner on my first visit–seemed nice enough. We had a short discussion over why her coffee shop should have wifi.
Fortunately down the street is Umi Cafe, which while not as nice (e.g. does not have chandeliers in the washroom), is still plenty nice, has infinite internets, and Tuesday games nights.
Oh, and everything has the HST. No one in Ontario cares.


